03/28/2008 02:45 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Tancredo's Iowa Ad = SUPER INSANE!

"There are consequences to open borders," says the narrator - and he's not just talking about those Mexicans from Heroes who weep black tar from their tear ducts that makes everyone within earshot drop dead and everyone who watches the show bored out of their ever-loving minds. No, no. In this campaign ad from Tom Tancredo - who approves it because "SOMEBODY NEEDS TO SAY IT!" - currently making the lives of Iowans more bananas than they already were, the candidate fingers a grave threat to the Republic: people in stylish hoodies who jauntily carry Jansport backpacks! That's like, the entire population of most major American universities!

"Tancredo...before it's too late." Oh, but it already is.