03/28/2008 02:45 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

O'Reilly Teaches Alf How To Get A Job At Fox News

Bill O'Reilly hosted 1980s sitcom puppet Alf on his show Friday night. The interview was hyped on YouTube as an epic debate, but it turned out to be...something of a let-down. The highlight came near the end, about four minutes in, when Alf told O'Reilly, "I wanna do what you do" and asked him, "What is it that qualifies you to do what you do?"

O'Reilly responded: "I annoy people."