03/28/2008 02:45 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Marcia Cross Demands Return Of Nude Photos

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt claims that he has nude photos of "Desperate Housewives'" star Marcia Cross - and he says that the pics prove definitively that, as he puts it, "the carpet does match the curtains."

Schmidt, the purveyor of the Dustin "Screech" Diamond sex tapes recently previewed on TMZ, says that he is representing the owner of a garbage hauling firm that found over 200 personal pictures of Cross, including her showering in the buff outside, in her garbage, according to Rush & Molloy. And even though Cross is demanding their return, arguing that they are the copyrighted property of her and her husband, Tom Mahoney, Schmidt says that the pictures "were not stolen. When you throw something away, you forfeit that property."

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