03/28/2008 02:45 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Bomb Threat Forces Cancellation of Giuliani Event

A bomb threat forced Rudy Giuliani, campaigning in Melbourne, Florida, to cancel an event today at some defense contractor with whom he's probably got a confidentiality agreement. But I thought he had a firewall in Florida? Oh, well, no matter, because whenever anything bad happens in the world, it's good for the Giuliani campaign, and so he faced down the terror with real tenacity and went to some airport hangar to talk to a bunch of reporters about tax policy, just like a real American hero!

Does this mean Rudy is going to ask that America pause to reflect upon his Presidential-caliber bravery every year on this date? Probably not: 1/9 doesn't really have that same roll-off-the-tongue ring of 9/11. Same numbers, though! So: Never forget!