03/28/2008 02:46 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Joan Rivers Q&A: Fondness For Metamucil, Katie Holmes

What book would you like to see brought to the big screen and what book do you hope never gets adapted?
Adapted? Anything by Jackie Collins.
Never adapted? Anything by Joan Collins.

Who do you think is the best actor in Hollywood at the moment? (male or female)
Katie Holmes for her portrayal of Mrs. Tom Cruise.

Who do you think was the brightest star of the silver screen?
Dakota Fanning. Until she got old.

If you could play any real-life person in a movie, who would it be and why?

Michael Jackson. We're both into younger guys.

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