05/08/2008 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Dickipedia: Lou Dobbs

Louis Carl Dobbs (born September 24, 1945) is a TV and radio personality, purported xenophobe, and a dick. Some people label him a populist, others a racist, and still others a Protectionist. But to everyone, he's an egotist.

Like fellow dicks Larry King, Anderson Cooper, and, to a slightly lesser extent, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, Lou Dobbs works in mass media news, or the "anchortainment," industry. His current show, Lou Dobbs Tonight, attracts CNN's third-largest audience, poisoning the minds of some 800,000 viewers per night. Nonetheless, Lou Dobbs still totally sweats Wolf Blitzer's jock.

He has also called Condoleeza Rice a "cotton picker" on national television.