06/12/2008 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Dickipedia: Scott McClellan

Scott McClellan (born February 14, 1968) is a former White House Press Secretary, a current best selling author, a future blackballed politician, and a dick.

Best known for recently being cast by Republicans as Judas to George W. Bush's Jesus Christ, McClellan falls into the "hypocrite" genus of the dick family. Common hypocrite characteristics include accepting money and fame in exchange for doing something one doesn't believe is right, completely changing one's account of those past actions in exchange for even more money and fame, and most importantly, not seeing why there is anything wrong with either of those two things.

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