Stuff White People Like Blog
Are you tired of wondering what to bring to that dinner party?* Or which Broadway show* to take your friend from Seattle* to? Desperate for a blog* with answers to these questions? Well, search no more, friends. Introducing: Stuff White People Like.
Stuff White People Like is the only website devoted entirely to stuff that white people like! Enjoy educational articles* on items such as coffee,* expensive sandwiches,* dogs,* and '80s nights.* Each entry includes a brief description of the item and why white people love it so much.
You'll also gain insight into the behaviors of white people -- for example, their fondness for difficult breakups: "Prior to engaging in divorce, most white people train for it by engaging in a series of long term relationships that end very poorly."
With inside info like this, it's hard not to like the site -- especially if you're a white person.*
(*White people love all these things and footnotes.)
Available online at stuffwhitepeoplelike.com.
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