07/26/2008 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Metaphor Alert: Little Girl Runs Away, Crying, From President Bush

The chyron reads "CHILD RUNS CRYING FROM PRES. BUSH DURING WHITE HOUSE T-BALL GAME" and that is exactly what this little video shows happening. Watch, enjoy, leave a comment suggesting other possible chyrons (i.e. "No Child Left Behind at T-Ball Game With Scary President").

(Via Radar Online)