08/06/2008 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Ron Paul To Hold Parallel Convention In Parallel Universe Where Conservative Government Is Conservative

Former Republican presidential nominee Ron Paul is holding an alternate convention in Minneapolis at the end of August. The tickets went on sale last Friday, and over six thousand were sold in six hours.

A spokesman for The Rally for the Republic said, "this movement has legs...there is going to be strong presence in Minneapolis to celebrate traditional Republican and American principles."

Special guest Paulites include former MSNBC host Tucker Carlson and former MTV VJ Adam Curry.

Hell, yeah. We happen to have a schedule of events. If you haven't yet bought your ticket to Ron Paul's constitutional convention, you will after checking out this agenda:

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