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11/10/2008 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Financial Statement: "Poverty Sucks"

Good morning. The Dow sunk below the 8,000 mark before rebounding early today--which translates to "yikes!" those of you who read V instead of the Financial Times. Judging by such dismal economic headlines of late, those i-bankers we've all been cursing in recent weeks may soon be trading their Rolexes for the "Poverty Sucks" necklace from Renée Francis.

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