11/27/2008 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Don Draper's Guide To Picking Up Women (VIDEO)

On this weekend's "Saturday Night Live," host Jon Hamm channeled his "Mad Men" character, lothario Don Draper, to offer tips on driving women wild. Some of the tips read like "The Rules For Men": "Be silent," "Give vague, open-ended answers," "Look fantastic in a suit"... additionally, he advises would-be lady killers to "take six-hour lunches," "lie to everyone about everything," and "drink and smoke constantly."