04/16/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Dickipedia: Leprechauns

Leprechauns are mythological creatures inhabiting the island of Ireland, faerie folk, and dicks.

According to lore, the leprechaun is often a cobbler who is prone to mischief and keeps a crock of gold at the end of a rainbow.

While American folk storytellers created, for example, the myths of Paul Bunyan, Johnny Appleseed, and Ronald Reagan, the Irish take pride in tales of midget shoemakers who bury gold in a location that can be spotted by anyone with the ability to look up.

It is unclear why leprechauns won't give us their gold, but they appear to be holding out on us simply because they are a bunch of dicks.

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