Buried at the end of Chris Rovzar and Jada Yuan's fantastic White House Correspondents' Association Dinner party report is an incendiary quote from Christopher Hitchens about the evening's entertainment, comedienne Wanda Sykes:
"The president should be squirming in his seat. Not smiling," he said. "The black dyke got it wrong. No one told her the rules."
Rovzar and Yuan note that Hitchens was the "last man (barely) standing" of the evening.
Other highlights of the always amusing NYMag writers' report include an in-Jada's-face interaction with Tom Cruise, a shoe-less Meghan McCain, an allergy-stricken Elizabeth Banks, and several anecdotes on "Gossip Girl" cast members.