06/24/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Thrice-Married Weekly Standard Writer Slammed For Making 'The Worst Case Yet Against Gay Marriage'

There is something nice--refreshing even--about a single article that incorporates everything you despise in a certain worldview. What's more, rather than looking for polite or euphemistic words, it is lovely to be able to say that the article is, simply, dreadful.

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