COMEDY
07/05/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Angelina Jolie Vs. Oprah: The Fan Fiction

"I AM THE MOST POWERFUL CELEBRITY IN THE WORLD NOW ACCORDING TO FORBES MAGAZINE! MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU!" she shrieked.

Oprah's bruised, swollen eyes struggled to open.

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" she managed to cry out in agony and frustration.

"I HAVE NO IDEA," Angelina screamed, her voice the cry of a hundred beasts.

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