Stephen Colbert addressed his impending broadcasts from the Middle East this week, saying he bought official Sheik-brand condoms for the trip. The condoms, also known as penis burkhas, are "ribbed for the pleasure she is not legally allowed to admit experiencing."
Jimmy Fallon, on the other hand, took on Wal-Mart for teaming up with Miley Cyrus to make inexpensive back-to-school gear that includes a back pack strong enough to carry your family in.
More from Conan O'Brien on Keith Olbermann, Jon Stewart on GM and Jimmy Kimmel on hunger strikes below.
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