Stephen Colbert mocked an American city from all the way in Iraq last night, saying Iraqis will soon control their cities which is more than we can say for Detroit.
Conan O'Brien, on the other hand, stuck to the world of pop-culture joking:
"Sources are saying Britney Spears is now dating her agent and, in a related story, Kevin Federline is now dating his manager, although that's strictly against Jamba Juice policy."
More from Jimmy Fallon on McDonald's patrons and Jon Stewart on Gitmo detainees below.
For yesterday's round-up click here.