07/22/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Kids On Father's Day (VIDEO)

Letterman explained this week that Father's Day is the superbowl of holidays, while Mother's Day is just a pre-game practice. He then launched into a list of things dads hope you never say to them including, "I know you don't play golf, but golf balls were easier to shoplift."


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