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07/26/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Wednesday's Late Night Round-Up: Mark Sanford, Paris Hilton, Prostitutes, And More! (VIDEO)

Happy Hump Day everybody! We've got a solid lineup of late night jokes to thrust you into the latter half of the week, and it's kind of all over the place.

Mark Sanford continues to feature prominently because, well, the way the South Carolina handled his disappearance and the subsequent revelation of his affair with an Argentine woman has really just been comedy gold.

Conan was relieved that the governor of his new home state is a man with class and dignity and who would never jet off to South America for some illicit fun. Whoops! He forgot that booty-shaking video of Arnold living it up with dancers in Argentina was out there. Good thing his producers didn't.

Letterman also brought Sanford back, except this time he related it to Bush, and offered a public service announcement "From People" about how Bush has been missing for five months now. You can imagine the mood of that announcement. Or you can just watch it!

Jon Stewart illustrated how the media tried to get tough on Obama, but the president brushed them off because he had an appointment to go 'fuck their mother.'

Jimmy Kimmel took on Paris Hilton, Yanni, and the most low-budget news report we've seen in a long time.

Now watch this round-up and get over that hump!

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