08/16/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Christopher Hitchens' Plan To Serenade Graydon Carter In "Seductively Tight, Beaded Sheath Dress" Foiled

A few inspired staffers had called in a seductively tight, beaded sheath dress for a mystery staffer to do a kind of "Happy Birthday Mr. President" number for the celebrating editor in chief. "We called in the dress for Christopher Hitchens," lamented a Vanity Fair spokeswoman, "but alas it didn't fit."

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