08/27/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Nancy Grace: Dickipedia

Nancy Ann Grace is an American legal commentator, television host, former prosecutor, hater of Duke lacrosse, lover of pant suits, and a dick. While many people are dicks for comedic value, Nancy Grace does not understand comedy, and is a dick because she's simply a bad person.

She frequently discusses issues from a victims' rights standpoint, with an outspoken style that has won her both condemnation and praise. The praise coming from avid fans of pant suits, the condemnation coming from everyone else, especially the makers of pant suits.

On her nightly current affairs show (which should be titled "Missing White Girls"), Grace takes pleasure in bullying guests and even her own crew. Mistreating people on national television is not all that bad, unless you consider the fact that she drove one guest to kill herself.

Oh, she also lied about the circumstances surrounding her fiancé's murder, but who doesn't?

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