09/03/2009 03:53 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Colbert's War On Birth Control (VIDEO)

According to the Fairfax County School Board there is no difference between heroin and the pill. This is why Freesia Jackson, a 17-year-old student in Virginia, was suspended for two weeks for taking her birth control pill at lunch. Freesia seems like the perfect teen: A straight A student who excels at varsity sports, but, luckily for us, Stephen Colbert exposed her for the junkie that she is last night.


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