09/11/2009 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Colbert's Cold War Update: Bush's Anus Ticker & Naked Putin (VIDEO)

Stephen Colbert updated the country on our status in the Cold War last night. He explained that Obama really screwed up in Cuba removing a pro-democracy ticker that Bush had installed without accents, and softening the travel ban right when Cuba ran out of toilet paper. But, of course, the biggest threat comes from Russia, where Putin rides around topless, scaring Sarah Palin and trying to intimidate our commander-in-chief. Colbert suggested the pair just get naked and shoot each other with their nipple lasers. As he dutifully and patriotically Tweeted yesterday "if i have to look at one more picture of vladimir putin with no shirt, i may just stop googling "'vladimir putin with no shirt.'"


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