COMEDY
09/20/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Chubby Jewish Boy Dreams Of One Day Being Next Apatow Muse

EVANSTON, IL -- Sources close to Arthur Meyer reported that the overweight Jewish teen hopes to someday inspire film producer Judd Apatow to create a series of comedic vehicles for him to star in.

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