10/23/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

6 Fake Foods You (Will Wish You Didn't) Have in Your Kitchen

We're all cynical grown-ups here. We know that the food we buy at the grocery store isn't made by a kindly old man on a farm. But still, we like to think that what comes in the package bears at least some vague resemblance to what's on the label. Instead, a little bit of digging reveals downright soylent green-like horrors.