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03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son (VIDEO)

A special Halloween-themed video from the Onion takes on the problem of choosing a costume for your effeminate son. Sure, he wants to go out dressed as Hannah Montana, but that's the last thing you need. What can you do to hide his lisp, flamboyant taste and incessant prancing? Here are some examples of ways you can conceal his girlishness without locking him in the house on Halloween.

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How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

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