03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Simon Doonan: Welcome To The Dawn Of The Dorks

The past 10 years have been filled with jolts and jiggles and shocks and horrors, and I'm not just talking about the time I caught my Goyard man-purse in the closing doors of the M2 Limited bus. Some really heavy shazzit went down since the turn of the century. You know what I'm talking about.

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