03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Haywood Jablome Strikes Again (PHOTO)

Haywood Jablome, everyone's favorite pseudonym, is back and having some fun with a local newspaper in Fargo. If only we could be there to hear the reporter take down their names for the caption.

"So it's Gene Masseth... and, I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. You, who said something about a sphincter saying what."
"Hey wouldya blow me."
"That's 'Jablome' with a 'J', right?"