03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Boobies, Vibrators, And One-Night Stands: The Ladies Of "The View" Get Dirty (VIDEO)

Ah, "The View." That most talkative of talk shows capable of transforming even the most banal of back and forth into sex chat. Would mornings really be the same without in-depth play-by-plays of Barbara Walters' orgasms, Joy Behar's trips to her gyno, Whoopi Goldberg's sex simulations or Sherri Shepherd's nudity? We don't think so.

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