Since moving to Los Angeles, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog has skewered the city repeatedly for their inane pet practices. First he inspected dog hotels (aka kennels) which offer doggie suites and human-sized beds to their clients. He then took on upscale stores for pups, using the word "gay" as much as possible. Now he's moved on to dog spas, which offer yoga, massage, facials and more to animals who nap all day. In the end he insisted the "Tonight Show" move back to New York and suggest Conan make Jimmy Fallon work out West instead.