That's it. We're moving to Boston, home of our new favorite weatherman, Pete Bouchard, who used his forecast to boast about the size of a certain part of his body. Now, don't think we're choosing our favorite meteorologists based on the size of their genitalia. That'd be silly. The criteria is clearly based on one's confidence in the size of their genitalia. And for that, Pete Bouchard, you just hit #1.