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04/17/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other (VIDEO)

The Onion has reported that Minnesota has proposed a bill that will ban marriage between two people who don't love each, prompting hordes of loveless marriage supporters to take to the streets in protest. The "Purity of Marriage Act" would nullify 53% of marriages, including all the sexless couples who define marriage as "sitting silently in front of the TV set for twenty years." Paralleling the fight for gay rights, one woman made it clear: "We didn't choose to feel nothing for each other; that's just the way we are."

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New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other