Jessica Simpson covers the new Allure, and inside she doesn't address her past role as John Mayer's sexual napalm, but she does talk about her exes and saving nudity for her next husband, even if it means forgoing an Oscar.
The issue hits newsstands February 23.
On what it takes to get her clothes off:
"I will never do nudity . . . I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband--ha-ha-ha."
On John Mayer:
"He didn't make me go brunette! John doesn't get credit for making me brunette. He'd like to think so, but he doesn't deserve the credit."
On Tony Romo:
"I'm still a fan. I'm a huge fan. I wear my gear, and I cheer Tony on. You know, I talked to Tony today. None of my breakups, none of it's been bitter."
On turning 30:
"I never really thought, growing up, what am I gonna be like when I'm 30? I just kind of thought I had it figured out: I'm going to be this great pop star, have my songs on the radio, be married, and have babies. . . But things can be taken away from you. A song can not be played on the radio. An album can not work."