05/04/2010 05:12 am ET Updated 6 days ago

Hire This Man! The Ultimate Resume Fail (PICTURE)

There are so many things wrong with this resume. Yet it feels so right. If this resume came to HuffPost Comedy, we'd snatch this guy up in a second. C'mon, the guy's worked under the tutelage of Dr. Ridley Scott, MD, and Martin Scoresissers. Plus, he's obviously got some Hollywood insider secrets. For years we've thought "Be Kind Rewind" was directed by Michel Gondry. Nope. It was John all along. (via Buzzfeed)