05/26/2010 05:12 am ET Updated Nov 17, 2011

Why Women Should Look Forward To Aging

Publications for women love to make you feel sh**ty about yourself, particularly when it comes to aging as if it were a choice, and women who choose to let nature take its course are sad, harelipped bog creatures who are too busy listening to the wind whistle through their empty wombs to properly moisturize.

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