06/14/2010 05:12 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Great Father? Or Greatest Father? (PICTURE)

Yahoo! Answers is usually a catch-all for ridiculous human beings to come and ask equally ridiculous questions. And we've seen some great ones. But this one that reddit caught, this glorious display of idiocy, certainly takes the cake.

Is it bad that we're starting to think this guy does sound kind of awesome? Don't get us, wrong - horrible human being. But he'd probably be a lot of fun to hang out with every now and then.

Also, a nice touch on this is the "resolved question" heading it has. This guy got the answers he needs and moved on.