Sergeant David Laughlin of the Akron Police Department has been on the force for 13 years, and he's seen his fair share of drunks. But this woman takes the cake.
Laughlin received a report about a drunk and disorderly woman, and went to check it out. She didn't seem all that disorderly, but wow was she hammered. As the officer put it, "She's probably one of the drunkest people I've come across."
She struggled to say anything coherent until she found her tongue by flirting with Laughlin, making kisses at him while saying, "You so fine. You got pretty eyes."
Credit to Laughlin for taking it all in stride. Although he did seem alarmed when it looked like she might vomit in the back of his car.