Jean Paul Gaultier was full of jokes at last week's Piaget-hosted event at the New York Public Library. Page Six reports that upon receiving an award for his contributions to menswear, the designer bemoaned that he hadn't designed "the best accessory in the world--the condom." It's never too late to get into the game, Gaultier! Perhaps we'll see a sex line from him in the near future. After all, he's been outspoken on the topic since at least 1996, when Carla Bruni taught him how to say sexual phrases on TV.