08/05/2010 12:03 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

STUPID CRIMINALS: Drunk Man Calls 911 For Ride To Liquor Store (VIDEO)

Some people just don't know when to say, "enough is enough." 57-year-old Florida resident George McMurrain was arrested Saturday after trying 911 not once, not twice, but THREE times to ask for a ride to the liquor store. Listen to the hilarious phone conversation in the video below, where McMurrain slurs through every word and even insists that the Sheriff offered to take him on his booze run. Hey, at least he didn't drink and drive! Perhaps he should hook up with the woman who called 911 for a date? (Via News 4 Jax)