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08/20/2010 02:20 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

F*ck Me, Ray Bradbury (VIDEO)

It's Ray Bradbury's birthday and sorry, fellas.

There's a new heartthrob in town.

Actually, "new" is doing the man an injustice. Ray Bradbury's been breaking hearts for 89 years, and on August 22nd, he'll start his 90th.

Bradbury is "The Greatest Sci-Fi Writer In History" and when he puts the pen to the page, skirts drop.

Check out Rachel Bloom's birthday song for Mr. Bradbury himself. Something tells us that somewhere, Marilyn Monroe and JFK are green with envy.

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