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10/06/2010 09:45 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Study Finds Americans Get The Most Exercise While Drunk (VIDEO)

A recent study has proven that times of intoxication are when Americans do the most aerobic activities, the Onion News Network reports.

From over-enthusiastic dancing, participating in competitive keg stands, or "chasing crying girlfriends down the street," Americans are getting the bulk of their physical activity after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

"Drinking to excess is now one of the healthiest activities Americans regularly do," Dr. Will Garvin explained.

But you don't have to be drunk to benefit from the physical exercise that comes from being drunk. There are a few drunken activities one can do while sober. For instance:

"Try to spend at least one night a week climbing your local water tower or throwing glass mugs against the wall," Dr. Garvin suggested.

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