11/09/2010 03:24 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Esquire: Give Your Wife The Gift Of Divorce For Christmas

This month's Esquire features a gift-buying guide that manages to simultaneously insult men and their wives in one fell swoop.

"Gifts That Will Keep You Married" begins by asserting that this year's crop of cheating scandals might be making women question their husbands' fidelity (because women only read gossip rags and even then, preferably ones with only one syllable words.)

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