Last night's episode of South Park, "Creme Fraiche," was the story of modern-day suburban sexual frustration channeled into unhealthy food obsessions and celebrity worship.
Randy Marsh (Stan's dad) is addicted to the Food Network to the degree that he masturbates to Guy Fieri eating ribs (in front of his children, no less). That's why they call it food porn? At one point, he even calls a 1-900 Food Network phone sex line. "I'd take some red wine, and a wooden spoon, and I'd deglaze the fuck out of that pan," he pants to the other person on the line.