11/23/2010 01:37 pm ET Updated Jun 25, 2011

A Drunk Walks Into a Bar

I included some terrific jokes in my new book, "Growing Up Laughing." This is one of my favorites. -MT

A drunk walks into a bar, stumbles over a few people, sits down and asks for a whiskey. The bartender tosses him out because he's too drunk.

A few minutes later, the drunk comes back into the bar, knocks over a stool, sits down at the bar and again asks for a whiskey. Again, the bartender tosses him out.

A few more minutes go by and the drunk comes back, stumbles to the bar, sits down and asks for a whiskey. The bartender picks him up by the scruff of his neck and starts to throw him out. The drunk looks up at him and says, "How many of these bars do you own, anyway?"

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