01/03/2011 04:42 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Read Excerpts From 'A Shore Thing,' Snooki's New Book

"Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."

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