01/26/2011 10:46 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Patton Oswalt Talks His New Book, Morning Radio & Gay Stereotypes on Conan (VIDEO)

We hate Patton Oswalt. We hate his comedy, his acting, his voiceover work, his personality, his taste in clothes, his politics, his twitter feed, his old blog, the way he used to answer every single fan letter, his penchant for a clever turn of phrase, his story about the crazy heroin-addled open mic comedian, his other story about the magician who turned on the audience, all of his albums, all of his specials, all of his live performances, and every single little thing he's every said, thought or done.

That said, we're really excited about his new book Zombie Spaceship Wasteland and this interview with Conan is just another example of why he's so loathsomely charming in every possible way.