An elderly couple appears before a judge.
"Your honor, we want a divorce," says the husband.
"A divorce?" asks the judge, "How old are you?"
"I'm 93. She's 89."
"And how long have you been married?"
"And after 65 years, NOW you want a divorce?"
"We would have done it sooner," says the man, "but we decided to wait until the children were dead."
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