Once again, The Daily What has uncovered something wonderful from the oddball hope chest that is Craigslist. As New Yorkers, we particularly enjoyed this ad, which has since been flagged for removal. We also appreciated the nod to the state of higher education in this country:
I went to Princeton University, I got a 1600 on my SATs, and now for 15 bucks an hour, your precious little dog can be my f*cking master.
Click the image to see the full ad.