Remember back in high school when you were asked "what is your dream school?" Well after three and 1/2 years I'm still not sure what my college guidance counselors meant by that. I'm also pretty sure that my dream school might look more like a four-year-long version of Animal House and not a highly reputable academic institution with a good student:professor ratio. Our friends over at the Princeton Review decided to make a list of the top ten dream colleges, and I have a feeling they're also not on the same page as me.
In fact, I'm pretty sure they're not even in the same book. Why? Because when I think dream school, this is what I'm thinking:
1. No Friday Classes. Three day weekend, every week... yes please
2. Hot TAs. Maybe a shirtless Ryan Reynolds type? Oh and they have to be single too.
3. Kegs in the class. Instead of getting up to get a class of water, just fill your solo cup with beer. Let's be real, history is a lot more interesting if you have a chug a cup of beer everytime the professor mentions a war.